GET YO THUNDER BUDDY OOT!

Hello everybody!

 

 

 

Now these pictures are slightly outdated as this was taken on the Friday of last week before all this weather madness appeared and it was just mid heatwave. Not going to lie I was hoping the mad thunder last night would clear the fog away but it hasn't. Fog is the worst, makes me feel so bleh. I must admit I AM THE BIGGEST WIMP EVER. Stayed up until about 2am last night as the thunder was sooooooo bad, I always make up mad senarios like its the end of the world or that the lightning is going to come through my roof or aliens are coming. Crazy I know but my poor brain is busy making plans for each disaster haha. All I wanted was sleep...

 

Weather aside I'm so happy as I have just booked my plane tickets to LONDON TOWN in september for some work with Saunt & Sinner and LFW. I'm so excited I might just pee myself. So much adventures will be made, hopefully I can stalk some of my favourite bloggers too!

 

 

 

 

Kimono: River Island was £45 now £15

Bralet: Topshop £28

Dress (worn as skirt): Miss Selfridge £32

Heels: Next £25

Bag: Zara was £49.99 now £39.99

Sunglasses: Urban Outfitters £16

Necklace: New look £8

Bracelet: H&M £4.99

 

So basically this year I majorly missed out on the festival vibe, totally gutted I never booked anything as I've basically bought the wardrobe for it and just visioned I was there in spirit as I work in my part time retail job. Puke. But I found this absolute BEAUTY of a bargain in the River Island sale the other day, I love love love kimonos, they are completely gorgeous and I have had my eye on this one previously I just couldn't afford to give £45 over for something so 'fancy dress'. Fate made it happen and I got this for only £15 and in my favourite colour yellow too. The world loved me that day.

 

 

 

 

 

I am still loving that Zara bag, told you I would literally wear it everyday and these glasses have pretty much been glued to my eyes whilst this summer melt a thon has been happening. Squinty eyes is not a good look. I must admit this bralet and skirt combo was a complete diaster, the skirt is actually a dress but it was too hot to wear it so I decided to tie the sleeves in a bow at the front then chuck on this bralet, however as you can tell I got this top when I was a bout 16 maybe and the boobies obviously hadn't grown fully but my oh my they are practically bursting out so walking in down with the mother that day was an interesting one. Yay.

 

Well I hope you guys all had thunder buddies with yous and are loving this mad weather we are having,

 

 

see you lot soon!

 

P.s cannot believe they didn't call the baby Corneilious. What a waste.

 

xx

I Wanna Be A Pink Lady

Hello everyone!

 

 

 

So remember how I said I hated pink....not so much now. So recently because I had a mad haul in Primark, you can tell its the end of the month can't you, I found this dress. Now the colour put me off to begin with but the fit and cut is AMAZING! Plus its the perfect lightweight material I need in this weather. My body does not cope well in this heat no matter how exotic I think I am. I actually had a dream the other night that I was a mermaid just so that I could be cool under water. WHY WE HAVE NO AIRCON?!?!?! Okay so I have gone on a slight tangent here, back to zee dress. 1. its ace, 2. get it and 3. its £13. Also florals will never be out of trend in summer, 'Florals, for summer? Groundbreaking.'

 

 

Now I have to mention the hair, this is either a love or hate it style, its rather 90s but tbh it really is for practical reasons I need my LONG fringe away from my face in this weather but I like my hair down. Not interesting is it?

 

I went to see Monsters University the other day, I have been a Disney fan since I was 5, literally based my entire values upon those films so I had to see it! Was not thankfully disappointed, there was not a moment where I wasn't laughing harder than any of the kids in the cinema. I'm proud of this.

 

Shirt: Primark £13

Dress: Primark £13

Necklace: Wallis £15

Belt: Zara £19.99

Sunglasses: Outfit £8

Heels: Next £25

Bag: Forever 21 £14.99

 

This outfit is insanely girlie so sorry if you are feeling pukey with it!

 

 

 

 

I wore this outfit just for a celebratory lunch with my sister and mum as we were congratulating her on her new job. Which reminds me I have some BIG BIG BIG exciting stuff happening in sept, that I shall share later ;).

 

 

All I can say really is , wear yo suncream, put on anti-perspirant, eat icecream and get NAKED!

 

Enjoy the weather folks!

 

xx

 

I Feel I Should Have Had A Whippy Today...

Hello everyone!

 

 

 

AHHHHHH, how amazing is this weather? I have had the best day today, my sister has come up from the Scottish boarders to visit so that meant one thing....crazy golf championships. I NAILED IT! In a competitive family this is a BIG deal.

 

Also had a wee cheeky lunch by the beach, one of Aberdeen's only plus feature is its beach, it is really nice to see the sea whenever you want. EXCEPT the rabid seaguls that try and eat your face. No joke it thought my nose was a chip. Well I was using the chip as a tashe, table manners 10/10.

 

 

Shirt: Primark £10

Dress (worn as skirt): £45

Belt: Zara £19.99

Shoes: River Island £55

Bag: Zara £39.99

Sunglasses: Urban Outfitters £16

 

 

 

 

So I went on a mad Primark spree the other day, I'm not usually a mad Primark fan but atm its doing so good and super cheap. This 60s style Grease shirt was only a tenner! Plus you know how much I love a collar. I've also been loving the 90s feel hence this mad half pony tail thats lying on my face, but it keeps my hair away which is a plus on a hot day. Lastly I got a dress in there for £5, how cray cray also its tweed so sturdy material too.

 

 

 

 

I think blue looks good on blonde hair, I never wear pink as I literally look 5 years old and a barbie in one... so a 6 year old slut basically. Not a great look. Also for some reason this weather is making me listen to Nelly (Plaster era) why???

 

 

 

LETS HOPE THE SUN CONTINUES!

 

See you soon buddies :)

 

xx

What Is This? I'm Wearing Jeans...Say Whaaaa?

Hello all!

 

 

 

Hope your week is going by fast so that you can be unleashed at the weekend buddies. Mine is super fast and I cannot believe I'm journeying on the train tomorrow at 6.30am. Puke. Way too early man. However Stirling here I come, I'm so excited to check out what Stirling has to offer!

 

 

THE SALES ARE NOW AND TRUELY ON. Yet I am not paid, sad times, I always stare in amazement when I see people still surviving during the last week of the month. At this stage I'm practically begging on the streets.

 

 

 

 

So If you follow me on Instagram you would have noticed I had a cheeky trip to Blackpool with the family. I know its meant to be really tacky etc but I seriously love it! Like everything is exactly the same since the 60s or something. Plus its all old people which is seriously cute, especially when you see them all holding hands. I'm a sucker for oldies.  I even braved myself to go up the tower which I was immensly proud of...until my dad forced me into the glass wall bit and squished my face onto it. Lovely image for fellow tourists. I also made a new friend my the name of Bernie the duck, I seriously tried to take him home with me. Oh and lastly it was 26 degrees!

 

Blazer: Topshop £50

Top: Missguided £14.99

Jeans: River Island £45 Sale £25

Heels: Primark £12

Hat: Topshop £25

Sunglasses: Next £16

Rings: All H&M £4.99

 

 

Now I know this is crazy but I am actually wearing jeans here. I know shock right. I normally hate jeans because I hate the fabric, I just always feel like its really rough on my skin PLUS everyone wears denim jeans and it can get boring. Now I'm not sure if I suit these but the boyfriend fit on them is so comfy and the ripped denim lets of a really laid back feel. So out of my comfort zone I go.

 

The next part I have to say is how amazeballs is this white blazer from Topshop, AH! I love it I have wanted to have one for ages, I also wanted to wear it naked underneath but I dont think that is happening anytime soon, I ain't brave enough for that yet, ask me when I'm 60.

 

The top I have on is from Missguided which has to be one of my favourite brands, they get a lot of stick about customer service but I have had nothing but great service from them, and if anything goes wrong they are quick to sort it out plus give out a discount. Check out their new stock here.

 

 

 

 

Last thing before I go is I HAVE A SUNGLASSES OBSESSION help me...

 

Hopefully there is more sun for you guys!

P.s Sorry for looking so pouty and moody ahaha.

 

See you soon.

 

xx

Sales Ruin My Life...

 

Hellooo all!

 

 

 

 

Another week another story, so I actually got INTO BUSINESS BOOTCAMP!!!! You are now offically looking at the new entrepreneur from Aberdream. However slight slight slight catch, I am the least professional person around. Handshakes? what handshakes, I like hugs. Business language? What business language, I prefer slang and jokes. Suits? What suits, I prefer onesies or the occasionally mad dive into a fancy dress shop. This venture may eat me up as the presentation, proposals and conferencing I am expected to do may kill me, nevertheless you gotta do what you gotta do. Plus if they read my application they will already be prepared for the nut that I am.

 

 

 

 

 

MOoooooving on, I have been very bad and have been spending like a crazy mofo recently probably for the lack of festivals and holidays I am getting this year :(. Working in retail does not help either, I seen this maxi ages ago from Miss Selfridge and loved it so much that I bought it, BUT THE BIGGEST FEAR OF ALL HAPPENED...it went into sale. This always happens to me and it is one of the biggest pains of my life. Now its only £25 wahhhhhhhh...I hate sales as an addict my pain is re lived as I see all my purchases slashed. From bad to good however is this cami top from Topshop normally leopard print ain't my thaaang but this is YELLOW!!! It was selling out super quick so I snatched up one quick and now I love it and I may even clash it with other pieces in the future.

 

 

 

 

Jacket: River Island £65

Lace Maxi Dress: Miss Selfridge was £47 now £25 :(

Cami Top: Topshop £25

Heels: Next £35

Bag: River Island £16

Belt: Zara £19.99

Necklace: New Look £6.99

Sunglasses: Urban Outfitters £16

 

 

This is my D'Jango jacket I have been wanting to show you all for ages. I LOVE IT. It barely comes off my back, I feel at 5.1ft you need clothes to make your life that little bit more badass. I'm also thinking about getting a motorbike but thats a different story.

 

It finally feels like summer now doesn't it? I just can't wait to spend the summer days having picnics, high teas, wild nights out, traveling with my besties, whilst finding cute stuff to buy for you guys. Tell me about what you are doing this summer in the comments below :D.

 

 

Before you go guuuuys gives us a cheeky follow on Instagram at Chloejade_28 and do not forget Bloglovin!!

 

See you soon buddies :)

 

xx

Is That You Alice?

Hello all!

Man this week is killing me I'm pressuming all my fellow students out there are currently either a)living in the library, b) eating their weight in junk food whilst crying into a pile of pop tarts or c) past the point of caring and have adopted 'YOLO' as their life mantra.

 

Had my first exam this morning and THANK THE LORD the only two topics I revised came up hurrah! I also got a super cute 21st present from my favourite fashionista's hopefully it shall be poping up in a blog post tomorrow!

 

But as promised I wanted this post to be on the shoot I was on with PalomaViolet Photography you can check out her page here. The shoot was a really girlie, kitsh look on Alice in Wonderland, we wanted it to be located outside but typical british summer weather ruined it so when 'sneaked' into Winter Gardens. All clothing was provided by OUTFIT so check inside there if you want to get your hands on anypieces!

 

Hope you love the shots and I have some VERY exciting news but I can't even give a hint to it yet so you will just have to wait, muahahahaha.

 

So hopefully another post tomorrow as I have so much new pieces to show you all :)

See you soon.

xx